Friday, December 28, 2012

8 3/4. My story cover!!

So yeah, you should go read my story. I think it's pretty good...

08 1/2 Pictures To Clip To Polyvore

First, I would like to say that I'm very sorry for not posting lately. I'm not going to make excuses for anything; I just wasn't feeling it at all. I was lacking a lot of creativity, and I just felt kind of drained. Maybe it's because I've been on break so I don't really have a lot of inspiration. But I'll try to find some and post more often because I know some of you just really like reading this. But this post is really for some pictures that I want to clip to Polyvore. My account was deleted, and I know I didn't do it. So if you have an account go follow me @hey-its-emmy So here we goooo!!

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

08. The Hate Is Too Powerful

So I'm not really a hateful person, but there are just some things that I can't stand. It's basically just three things, but I'm starting to realize there are a lot of other little things that just rub me the wrong way. And I might be making a mistake by telling you all this, but here's the list of things I hate. Oh, and two out of the three are words, and I might just have to come right out and say it (but I probably won't; figure it out for yourself). Oh gosh just the thought of it bothers me so much... Ugh.

1. That stuff that can sometimes be found in orange juice and it's just NASTY
2. Another word for brochure (hint: it starts with the letter P)
3. Sexist jokes (i.e. get back in the kitchen, make me a sammich, etc.)

Now I'm not going to be one of those people who says they don't know why they hate these things they way that they do, so I'm going to give you yet another list. This list will be of the reasons why I hate the things listed above.

1. The word is just disgusting and should not exist.
2. It doesn't make any friggin sense and you have to take super long to say it because it's just a complicated word that (like #1) should not exist.
3. They're just annoying, and it makes me want to kick someone in the stomach.

So yeah, basically what I'm trying to say is don't do these things to me or I will cut you and your family.
Just think how important you must be to me to have learned these things...
So I want to know what are the top 3 things you hate the most?
Comment, message me on polyvore (emmawillow) or email me (primary address is

Monday, December 17, 2012

07. What It's Like To Be An Angry Hipster Trolling The Internet

Sometimes having almost all of your life on the internet can be difficult. It wouldn't be that way if it wasn't for stupid people who just don't know how to live properly. Sometimes I think I've met people similar to myself, but then I realize how they really are. So this is what my life is like a lot of the time. Are you ready for this? You better be.
-"OMG I ♥ DOCTOR WHO!! I'M SUCH A WHOVIAN!! Oh, um, David Tennant... I know that name, I swear, I just can't put my finger on it..."
(Yeah too late motherfugger they're on their last tour)
And those are just some of the things people say that make me want them to die.
Not I'm not going to give you an entire paragraph about why I think of myself as a Hipster, because that's just not what I'm going to do.
Both of my parents say I talk, act, and even sometimes dress like a Hipster, so therefore I must be one.
But just by the way I look at the situation of people saying things like these makes me realize that I am kind of a Hipster.
So I guess I just gave you and entire paragraph, but you don't see me giving any rat teeth over here.
So if you agree with me, we have each other.
You, me, and the little bit of the internet that hasn't been brainwashed by what they think is cool.

06. Publicity

If you don't know what publicity means, I suggest you go look it up because I don't know how to explain it.
Now that we have that out of the way, we can get on to the whole point of this post.
Some people will go to crazy lengths to get their name out there. I mean, I tell my friends about this blog, and tell them to tell their friends and yeah I made a set on the tip account, but calm down. It's not like I rote my twitter name on a trashcan (I actually saw someone do that... so yeah, that happened) or writing the URL to this little corner of the internet on the bathroom walls.
I just find it funny what people will do to become popular, whether it's on the internet or in the really real world.
I just kind of like the idea of people discovering my blog by themselves, although it probably wouldn't be completely by themselves because the link is all up in their face when they go to my page or the tip account, but whatever.
Yeah, this is a short post. I know. I really just wanted to say that it's weird how people seem to feed off of how many people follow them on twitter or how many views their blog got today.
Honestly, it's not the end of the world. Friday might be though.
So I'm living this week like it will end on Friday.
I'm going to tell people what they need to know. And by the time you're reading this I might have already done that, but maybe not. I don't know.
But you know what I do know?
I'm a timelord.

05. How To Properly Insult Someone

For some people, insults are not a very strong subject. For others, very creative burns just come naturally. I like to think that I'm one of the people that's in the middle; sometimes I can just pull something great out of my brain (and also sometimes the gutter) and other times I just stand there looking really awkward for a little while until finally saying "Your Mom".
Okay, I'm going to be honest. I resort to Your Mom quite often.
But that doesn't mean that I can't also come up with some great zingers to make everyone laugh.
But I'm going to give you a few tips on how to insult someone like a pro.
Because there comes a time in everyone's life where they need something to say that will 1 up the other person in the argument at hand.
1. If you think you might want to be friends with this person at some point in time, never insult them on things that are absolutely true. If you can get at least 4 people to agree with you on what you said, you're probably right. So think carefully; do you really hate this person? If you do, just get rid of your filter and have a go at their hair that may look like it was just coughed up by a goat.
2. Use big words, but not so big that they will confuse the ignorant little fugger you're absolutely demolishing in this back-and-forth.
3. Try using terms they don't know, like chav. This will really make them think, and while they're busy trying to think of what that could possibly mean they will most likely end up looking really dumb because they haven't said anything back.
4. Try to sound like you're completely calm about the whole situation, even though you and I both know you aren't. You could even throw in some Darlings or Sweeties.

So I think those are the most important tips. If those don't help you I'm very sorry, and there's probably no hope for you winning this argument.
I will try to write as much as possible this week, but I don't know how much homework I will have due to Winter Break, which starts this Friday if any of you are interested.
If you have anything you want me to talk about or you just want to say how much you love/hate the blog, you can message me on Polyvore (username is emmawillow) or email me (primary address is

Sunday, December 16, 2012

04. Creating A Wall Of Stuff

If you are a fan of Charlie McDonnell (charlieissocoollike) then you already know what this is. If you do not even know who Charlie is and you have even less of an idea as to what a Wall Of Stuff is, go watch this video. Now I am in the process of creating a Wall Of Stuff because i just think it's awesome, and I want something cool on my wall.
So if you are interested, I am going to tell you what I have to put on my Wall so far. I will make another part when I have more, and I will keep you updated on the Stuff to go on the Wall. So let's get this started. Yeah...
-2 Dave & Buster's Cards don't ask me why I have 2, because I don't really know.
-An old Hot Topic gift card that has Gir eating pizza on it yeah, I'm not really sure why I still have this... I think I got it for like my 10th Birthday... Wow.
-A Hulk Hogen style fake mustache Afton gave this to me when we went to see the Lorax. Thug Life.
-My ticket to the D.C. United vs. New York Red Bulls game that was on my Birthday AUGUST 29TH 2012 we went to the zoo before the game & I saw lots of turtles :3
-A little Equalizing flyer thing that I got at Warped Tour woop gay rights!
-A triangle pattern thing that I made in art class last year I only had a red pen and a little slip of paper and it actually turned out looking awesome... so I think that's an accomplishment.
-A sticker of a banana wearing a bowtie that Afton gave me Bowties are cool :3
-A friendship bracelet that Afton gave me but then in broke so it's going on the wall
-A pink pterodactyl silly band because pterodactyls are cool
-A bracelet made out of folded Starburst wrappers yeah I made it. Like A Boss
-A Jocelyn business card that I got from the ATL show on 11/15 one of the guys from the band was outside the venue and he asked me what kind of music I was into, so I told him, and he handed me his card and told me I might like his music. I still haven't listened to them... I feel so evil.

And yeah, that's it for now. But I will be going through all the crap on my shelves and in the drawers beside my desk to look for anything that should go on the wall of stuff. If you have anything you think should go on the wall of stuff, you can email it to me or if you go to my school you can give it to me tomorrow.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

03.The Mayan Apocolypse

So I personally do not really believe in the whole world-ending thing, but I still feel the need to post about it. Now I know that a lot of people do believe the world is going to end on December 21. I don't think I should really go into detail as to why I don't think the planet is just going to internally combust, because what if it actually does? I mean, anything is possible I suppose. But it would really be freaky if it ended 100 years from now. So it would end on 12212112. Yeah, just let that sink in.
But, it is supposed to end on 122112. And that's pretty cool I guess.
I do believe in the whole #YOLO thing, however, because you really do only live once.
And that doesn't mean that you have to do all this reckless crap and be trashy and get pregnant at like 13.
It means you only live once. And then you die. Unless you believe in reincarnation. Then that's a completely different post.
So be as happy as you can while you're here.
And do fun stuff with the people you love.
Also, life is short. You have to go after what you want, because it sure as h&ll isn't gonna fall right in your lap.
If you got that reference I love you. Like seriously, in love with you.
So I guess the whole point of this post is to say let's pretend that the world is going to end this Friday.
Make the most of this week.
Tell someone that you love them.
If the world doesn't end, you could have made some progress.
If it does, well at least they know how you truly felt.

02. Why I Am An Awful Bit Of Life

Now it's not like I'm the only one with flaws or bad habits, and I realize that. I do think I have a few friends that really like me for me, and that's cool and all, but there are some people out there that are just annoyed with every little thing that I do. And, yes, since I realize this I try and push myself to become more annoying around them to see that face of frustration that looks like they're giving birth to a Hungarian Horntail. This is one of the reasons why I see myself as a terrible person. Yes, I do things like that. I also bite my lip a lot. Now I know this might be something really cute to some people, but I feel like when I do it I'm just putting everyone around me in serious pain. I just think that when people see me bite my lip they're just thinking "Oh my gawd, look at her. She's trying to be a little Bella. Well it's not adorable, so stop trying batch." Just for the record, I'm not trying to be a little Bella. I actually don't really like Twilight (actually, the only movie I really enjoyed was Breaking Dawn pt. 2 because Bella is more of a living character that has some emotion). I just do that when I'm thinking or when a conversation gets pretty awkward and I want to back away slowly but I feel that would be rude. Another reason I'm just awful at this whole living thing is the fact that I think smart comments solve problems. And sometimes they do solve problems; if those problems are with someone who lacks any creativity and has never even heard of wit. Like on Friday, in Math class, this girl (who shall remain nameless because I don't want the internet to hate her too much) was complaining about a chair. Now the way the tables work is they go in kind of a U shape. They are long rectangular tables, one going the length, one going the width (touching the one going the length) and another one the other side of the room going the length. I sit at the back corner of one going the length. There was an empty chair in the corner behind us, so the guy that sits on the corner of the table going the length pulls it up beside him (and also beside me) to sit his backpack in it. I actually quite liked this idea because I know I hate the filthy floors at my school that just make my backpack nasty. But anyway, this girl is all "Why is that chair right there? It's not supposed to be there. It's too cramped." Now she sits like 4 seats down from me on the table going the length. So, instead of letting the guy handle it, I say "I'm sorry, but is that chair physically hurting you?" And she just looked at me as though I threatened to kill her Grandmother.

So these have been some reasons why I'm just a terrible person. If you enjoyed please let me know either on polyvore (username is emmawillow) or email me (primary email is
If a few people say that they were entertained I might make another one so you can learn a bit more about me.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

01. How would nice guys finish last?

So I've been hearing a lot about this lately, from Jenna Marbles to my friends at school. And I'm just wondering why someone would even say something like this. Like, do you want a crappy boyfriend that treats you like a piece of garbage? I'm not really the right person to be talking about this, I guess, because I don't have a nice guy or a terrible guy, but I'll let you know when I find one. But this is my question - why would you NOT want a nice guy? Like, what is so wrong with that? He would be polite, like opening doors for you and chizz, but apparently that's not what the cool kids want nowadays. Sure, I can understand liking a bad boy and all that jazz, but when you start looking for a guy that you KNOW is going to be an awful boyfriend that's when you know that you need mental help. You're probably gonna end up getting a song written about you that has "SWAG SWAG SWAG ON YOU" in it. And that would not be a good thing in any way. So if you know why someone would want a mean guy to finish first let me know, because I just do not understand. Maybe that means I would be a loser too, because I would want the nice guy.... I don't know.